Your money's no good here
Cash? Only a plebian would pay with that. Who would be tacky enough to ask for change? Plus Gwyneth Paltrow probably hasn't deigned to learn the difference between a nickel and a dime. Black Am-Ex? So gauche. The only form of currency accepted at Gwyneth's café is her own. This isn't your run-of-the-mill credit card. Plastic just won't cut it - even if it's BPA free. This card will be made of 14 card rose gold and encrusted with your birth crystal. It will be embedded with a unique identification number based off of your numerology, your Instagram followers, and your dosha score.
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