Drama On The UES, Care Of Essentially Emily

by guestofaguest · October 14, 2008

    From our inbox:

    "Heard D.Rose crying over the latest blogger on Brills website. Someone named 'the real duchess' claimed their identity was taken by Rose. Copied and pasted below: IF this person exists, find out who it is. hysterical drama ensues on the ues."

    WARNING: What follows is some very elaborate Upper East Side ramblings and cat fights that may be hazardous to your heath.   Our favorite is around12:48 by "28katielynn":

    "Oh my god what in THE hell are you people talking about?"

    Sounds about right.  Click below for full transcript.


    8therealduchess // Oct 8, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    I can’t believe I actually registered; however, this is so weird. So, I’ve been reading this “blog” for the past week and I see that she’s friends with this Devorah Rose character who weirdly friended me on facebook months ago. Before the friending incident, I was told by a couple of friends that this girl uses the name “Wallis” and says she’s a distant relative to my family. I can assure you she is not a relative - there are no “Devorah”s listed on my Bessemer Trust papers. Can’t she pick another name - she reminds me more of a white RuPaul anyway. Sorry to interrupt the rants, but I just had to gain some insight . . . xx

    9michele // Oct 8, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    STALKER ALICE IS NOW STALKING THE NEW RICH GIRL (BY MARRIAGE)You know Emily, the one with all the kitchens???clue….

    10therealduchess // Oct 8, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    Sorry Michele and Alice, Wallis was my great grandfathe’s niece. You are right Wallis’ immediate family had absolutely nothing - it was my family that saved her. My great grandfather was the Governor of Maryland and founded Fidelity Deposit Bank as well as one of the largest local business journals in Baltimore. Try again bitches xx

    11michele // Oct 8, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    What are you rambling about moron duchess.I was not talking about you or even thought about the likes of you. Emily knows what i’M TALKING ABOUT YOU STUPID ASS

    12idiots // Oct 8, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    All the leaves are brownand the sky is bluethe poem isstupid,and so are you

    13_joy_ // Oct 8, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    wtf are either of you even talking about??!

    14idiots // Oct 8, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    shutup joystay out of thisget a life

    15therealduchess // Oct 8, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    oh okay you only mentioned the marriage line but right you weren’t talking about me or thinking about me mitcHELL. The trailer park called for you — they said they are missing the trash. Better scamper back!

    16EssentiallyAverage1 // Oct 8, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    this commenter site is getting clogged with some strange new additions. everyone has something they want to brag about…maybe that’s the theme of the blog……regarding poor Devorah, does anyone know if she’s a tranny? and isn’t it just too tragic that EB’s BFF summer girl-mance is over? could be a good plot device in that script she’s supposedly writing. Bee stung lips (and Ass?)

    17idiots // Oct 8, 2008 at 10:26 pm


    18idiots // Oct 8, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    strange new additions are distracting you from bashing poor little emily for ten minutes…you girls need productive lives so one day you may make it one day in life.Don’t you all feel alittle pathetic especially Essentially average,joy,alice and katielynn

    19idiots // Oct 8, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    Are you little girls old enough to be playing on the computer? Do your mommies and daddies know this is what you do night after night and day after day knowh that? Do your parents know that you little girls are bad, bad teen girls that are non-productive teenagers that are either on drugs or sick pathetic total waste of a life for little girls like you. You girls must have no hopes and dreams and may have beenmolested as a child. Please I beg you to each get the help that you need.

    20Frannie // Oct 8, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    Emily, I actually thought this post was pretty sweet. It’s good to remember the simpler times of childhood. Nice call on the rats… it’s also good to never take yourself to seriously and laugh at yourself from time to time. You’re a lot more honest when you post stuff like this. You need to find a way to integrate this same tone to your more “serious” posts. But, again, thank you for not making me gouge my eyes out this evening. :o)

    21idiots // Oct 8, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    It is a very,very sweet poem. A poem that little girls like you would really like.My pathetic little girls,this is what you do with your life,

    22EmJay // Oct 9, 2008 at 2:23 am

    don’t venture downtown. downtown begs of you.and you don’t have to thank us, stupid, most of us hate you. happy yom kippur.

    23sillyrabbit // Oct 9, 2008 at 8:20 am

    “strange little additions” = that same person that came around registering hundreds of names after the Page 6 article, BTW. Just look for that telltale string of incoherence, some wildly original ::eyeroll:: “new” username, and overusage of the word pathetic (projection if I’ve ever seen it). But um.. troll st. troll, you still don’t know/have never met Emily in real life, nor any other “UES girls” that are being “stalked” - you’re psychotic and it’s frightening.

    24katielynn // Oct 9, 2008 at 9:07 am

    Do you have to be a resident of the UES to qualify for a stalker? I really thinks that’s unfair since I have been dying for a stalker! I do everything I can do to encourage that behavior when I encounter someone who seems mentally unstable. I’m hoping to transition them from stalker to unpaid assistant to run around town and do my errands.

    25_joy_ // Oct 9, 2008 at 10:20 am

    katielynn, i would llike to volunteer to move to FLA and become your stalker!! i’m not mentally unstable (yet) but i am very good at running errands. plus, winter’s almost here and i want nothing to do with that scene.

    26Well then // Oct 9, 2008 at 11:09 am

    therealdutchess- Devorah’s real name is Deborah. Actually its Deborah Denise Trachtenberg. Is there a Debby Denise in your Bessemer papers? Debby is just vapid enough to change it to sound more exotic. She’s a total fake. Totally right on with Rupaul!!

    27Alice // Oct 9, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Oh my god what in THE hell are you people talking about?

    28katielynn // Oct 9, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    I don’t know Alice. Someone on the board is claiming that you are enamored with a UES woman who has many kitchens. I don’t understand why someone would need more than one kitchen. I would be enamored with someone who had many liquor cabinets.

    29Alice // Oct 9, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    You must be madly in love with me then.

    30Well then // Oct 9, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    I’m just talking about Debby. I have NO idea what anyone else including Emily is talking about. I just really dislike Debby.

    31katielynn // Oct 9, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    At least we all agree that we all dislike Debbie.

    32Alice // Oct 9, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    We should send Devoura a crate of little debbie oatmeal cream pies.