The 2011 NYC Socialite Class Superlatives

Captain of the Cheerleading Squad: Tinsley Mortimer

She’s launched a jewelry line, handbag line, and clothing line, none of which could be called successful. Her reality show, “High Society” was cancelled after only eight episodes. She’s even had her failed relationships and Mommy issues dissected on the Dr. Phil show. Unless Tinsley’s new book, “Southern Charm” (due to release in May 2012) by some miracle actually does well, this socialite train-wreck may be one step away from doing something drastically scandalous to keep herself in the spotlight. (Kind of like that popular cheerleader that will resort to anything to be Prom Queen.)