Roger Clemens Doesn't Know What A Vegan Is

You can take the boy out of Ohio, but you can't take Ohio out of the boy. When Representative Bruce L. Braley asked Roger Clemens 20 minutes ago if he was a vegan during the congressional hearing on the Mitchell Report, Clemens said he did not know what a vegan was. Ah what refreshing ignorance! Clemens also referred to the drug Ritalin as "the Ritalins".

Update: Roger Clemen's wife says in a statement that she asked to be injected by HGH for "youthfullness", after reading an article about its "benefits".