Revenge of the Nerds has basically come to life over in Silicon Valley. What was once a league of ladies reserved for high-powered business bros, Hollywood heartthrobs, and big name athletes has opened up to the computer geeks, thanks to the dawning of the age of the tech billionaire. Sure, it doesn't hurt that they're (mostly) handsome and smart, but who knew supermodels could be wooed over bottles of Soylent?

Then again, these perfect tens are anything but trophies.

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