Bitcoin, blockchain, something or other about fungus tokens? If we're being completely honest, most of what we know about the digital currency "decentralizing" the economy comes from extremely boring Tinder dates and whatever we can piece together from Twitter. One thing, however, is certain: cryptocurrency is making a lot of people rich. Conveniently enough, quite a few of those people are hot guys. Because regular ol' financiers really haven't been cool since, uh, that whole 2008 incident, and in honor of Coinbase's big IPO this week, let's look ahead at the eligible finance-slash-tech bros of the future. 

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