Super model Gisele Bundchen blames breast milk for hot bod. [NYMag]
Do hot dogs cause bladder cancer, or is it all just bologna? [Gawker]
Keep eating, the women of Mad Men want you to. [Popeater]
Bear would rather poop on NJ Housewife's lawn. [Gothamist]
Unemployed? The circus is hiring. [Wallstreet Journal]