- In a bid to out-weird Coachella cornerstone Vanessa Hudgens, Emma Roberts' festival ensembles leave much to be desired. [Dlisted]
- How would you like your crust? With chicken filets, or whole cheeseburgers? [D&T]
- Reddit users are attempting to make a hit pop song. Spoiler: It will be the audible equivalent of a cat wearing mittens. [GeekSugar]
- Hey Lindsay Lohan, is Paris Hilton still alive? Where are you? Are those two separate questions? [ThoughtCatalog]
- Be a rebellious individual by spending months crafting a prom dress from bags of Cool Ranch Doritos. That'll show them. [NPR]
- Some tips on escaping the Church of Satan. You know, in case that ever happens. [VICE]
- Two floating faces in a sky over a body of water? Definitely a Nicholas Sparks film. [EW]
- Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney sweeps the GOP Primary, winning Connecticut, Delaware, Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, and yes, New York. [CNN]