- Want to know how 22-year-old Barack Obama bagged the ladies? It involves Brut spray deodorant and an orange bean bag chair. [Gawker]
- Ashton Kutcher is still pushing the whole 'I'm funny" thing. [NYD]
- In what can only be described as horrifying, an innocent California college student was arrested after a house party raid, and left in a DEA holding cell for 5 days. Officers reportedly forget about him, forcing the student to drink his own urine and attempt suicide. [HuffPost]
- Want to know who has Googled you? This website knows. [Mashable]
- May is going to be the best month EVER, mainly due to the bear-less weather forecast. [Buzzfeed]
- Not even Melissa Joan Hart's lazy eye can ruin a classic Britney Spears' video. [ThoughtCatalog]
- Marine biologist Luke Tipple has attached fricken' laser beams to the heads of sharks off the coast of the Bahamas...for absolutely no reason. [Wired]