Eavesdropping In: Karl Lagerfeld And Snoop Dogg's New Music Video, CBGB Returns

- Why pay $300 for 50 uninterrupted minutes with an enabling therapist when you have a horrible best friend ready and willing? [Gawker]

- The weirdest prom stories of 2012, including the girl who took an NFL player as her date, and the girl who took a cardboard cut-out of an NFL player as her date. [Week]

- Jeffrey Eugenides' The Marriage Plot is being eyed for the big-screen by the director of Superbad.  Interesting, very interesting. [Vulture]

- Safe to say, this music video by French artist Jean Roch, featuring Karl Lagerfeld as God, and Snoop Dogg as Snoop Dogg, is the most bizarre thing you will see all day. [Elle]

- It looks like CBGB's is coming back in more ways than one. Not only are its new investors on the lookout for a venue downtown to house the punk-rock institution, there are plans for a July rock festival and an Alan Rickman-fronted biopic. [HuffPost]

- Fun fact: Ambidextrous people (That means you can write with both hands, kids) are more likely to be schizophrenic, and bisexual. [MentalFloss]

- If your OkCupid profile picture looks like a screenshot from Geocities circa 1998, you're probably a serial killer, and I'd rather not date you. [VICE]