Sorry Snooks: President Obama has absolutely no idea who you are. (That's as it should be.) [NY Mag]
The Met's official "Framer" just came out with an iPhone app. So you can, you know. Frame things. [WSJ]
Ever wanted to watch Twitter date in real time? ...no? Well. Here you go, anyway. [Gawker]
Chelsea Clinton's wedding is going to be completely "practical". Mmmhmm. [Gothamist]
Lorenzo Martone and Lance Bass aren't serious. It was only a kiss; IT WAS ONLY A KISS! [Page 6]