Legislation introduced to snare cheating cabbies. [Post]
Mayor Bloomberg answered the 100 millionth call to 311. It was probably a complaint about a naked homeless man pretending to be a chicken. That's what we always call about. [Gothamist]
Jake Gyllenhaal is afraid of ostriches. [NYDN]
Cynthia Nixon loves her girlfriend because she's "like a short man with boobs." [Post]
The Hallo Berlin cart in Midtown may be gone for good. Scheisse! [MidtownLunch]
The old Yankee Stadium is well and truly smushed. [wcbs]