Real Housewife of New Jersey Danielle Staub has a sex tape. No one is super surprised. [TMZ]
Stairs are Naomi Campbell's enemy. [Post]
Alanis Morissette just got married! To someone named Souleye. [NYDN]
New York now has its very own Love Boat. [WSJ]
You can rent Barack Obama's old apartment near Columbia! Go get it! [NYT]