-NEW MEME ALERT! Meet your new pretend boyfriend, Ridiculously Photogenic Guy. [Buzzfeed]
-HUH? Google is working on augmented reality glasses. No word yet on what they will exactly do, but we can confirm that you will look insane while wearing them. [Mashable]
-You can now buy, and eventually vomit, Peanut Butter & Jelly vodka. Van Gogh Vodka (?) debuted a new flavor that tastes like a Peanut Butter & Raspberry Jelly Sandwich. Sidenote: what does everyone have against grape? [Nylon] - -W.A.R.G.- Women Against Ryan Gosling. Yes, they exist. [DandT]
- A Floridian prostitute offered sex to an undercover cop in exchange for two McDoubles. That's $2. She received said burgers, but then was promptly arrested. I'm lovin it. [Complex]
- Ice cream may soon become a luxury item. Apparently there's some sort of vanilla pod shortage, which could raise the price of ice cream up around 10%. Great. Now a pint of Haagen-Daaz will be about fifty dollars. [HuffPost]