Steven Seagal sued for sex assault and trafficking. Say it isn't so, Casey Ryback! [TMZ]
Oprah's step-dad calls Gayle King a "street heifer," says Oprah lies about everything. [Post]
Doormen march set for UES today. [Gothamist]
Sam Sifton reviews KFC's "Double Down" meatwich, is creeped out by Eater NY photogs. [Times]
Ed Westwick is sad, sad, sad that Jessica Szohr was stepping out on him. [NYDN]