Slowly, slowly, NYU is taking over the entire city. [NY Times]
Orgies are NOT allowed at The Standard Hotel, so don't even try it, mmkay? [NY Post]
The Obama girls have a tea party for 12 at the Russian Tea Room. Not that we're jealous or anything. [NY Post]
Reggie Bush ordered 10 lemon drop shots at Avenue the other night, but he's not a big drinker or anything. [Gatecrasher]
An updated look at what was once Club Row: 27th street. [Eater]