In honor of today's beer-guzzling holiday, Jossip collected some of our favorite video footage of celebrities in action...wasted. [Jossip]
Attention shoppers who frequent Canal Street... Buying that Gucci knock-off will not only give funding to hundreds of sweatshops but it will make you cheat and steal. "Wearing a fake makes you a bad person who will do bad things" according to studies. [Cityfile]
These teens aren't headed to the mall for Prom this year. They're hitting up their dad's tool box in search of duct tape and a $3,000 prize. [NYMag]
Woman gets shot with bow and arrow while walking down the street. We thought that living in New York City was supposed to keep you away from things like that happening in the middle of your day. [MSNBC]
New Yorkers kept their behavior mature and under control for today's St. Patrick's Day parade along 5th Avenue. Hopefully Hoboken was taking notes on how to behave for next year. [NYT]