In one post, we have office politics, navel-gazing, site mascots, site enemies, leaks, grudges, "takedowns" and a blowjob video - so basically a whole usual day of Gawker articles smushed into one [Gawker]
Tupac is alive! No really, this could be true! He was hanging with Kurt and Elvis in New Orleans! [TMZ]
The Time 100 List was announced. I'm not sure I agree with having Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono on there, but I do agree with including moot [Time]
Mario Batali has finally recognized he might need therapy; well okay fake TV shrink therapy, but evidently we get to hear him say "booty call" [NYMag]
How can NY hoteliers revive their flagging occupancy rates? Well, if you employ a reality star like Simon to run your hotel, you can get 96% of your rooms filled with obsessive fans [Cityfile]