Lindsay Lohan is in talks to sign on as a creative consultant for Emanuel Ungaro. Rumor has it that she will donate the proceeds from her line to victims of sunless tanning accidents. [NY Post]
Williamsburg is dead. Literally. [Curbed]
Breaking: Hooker-loving former Governor Eliot Spitzer loved hookers! [Daily Intel]
J.D. Salinger comes out of his New Hampshire hideaway to sue over Catcher In The Rye sequel, sees shadow, predicts 90 more years of reclusiveness. [Gawker]
L.A. residents report sightings of a charming, redheaded giant. New Yorkers mourn their loss. [NY Mag]