With all the celebrity death rumors (Natalie Portman is still alive and well), here's a handy guide on how to tell if your favorite star has really passed. [Examiner]
The Salvation Army out post at 347 Bowery the next homeless shelter to become an upscale sushi joint. The Kingdom of Koi has applied for a liquor license. [Eater]
OK! Magazine paid $500k for the Michael Jackson Death photo to slap on their "Tragic Death" Cover. [PDN]
First photos of Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge, latest editions to the Sarah Jessica Parker/Matthew Broderick clan. [Intel]
College Humor debuts hilarious "Web Site Story" musical [College Humor]