Victoria Beckham might guest judge on American Idol, replacing Paula Abdul. Can you say upgrade? [Mirror]
And in more reality tv guest judge news, Lauren Conrad is going to be a guest judge on America's Next Top Model. She was on a reality show about Southern California, which makes her, you know, totally qualified. [US Mag]
Ever feel like a bunch of amateurs are running the LIRR? Well, it's officially true: On July 2nd, an engineer let a PASSENGER drive the train. We're in good hands, people. [NY Times]
The Nicholas Roerich Museum on the Upper West Side was robbed of two Russian Masterpieces, but it took a few days for them to notice the paintings were even missing. [NYP]
Attention True Blood Fans: Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged! [Enter your own joke about everlasting/immortal love here.] [NY Mag]