What did you do today while Twitter and Facebook were down? Were you reduced to doing actual work? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! [Daily Intel]
The MTA is holding auditions for new Subway announcers! No more, "Attention ladies and gentlemen: AHlekyp Kdlei Blshlelslhjls." [Gothamist]
Miley Cyrus had a restraining order taken out on her creepy 53 year-old stalker. [Daily News]
Coffee shops are cracking down on bloggers, writers, and the miserably unemployed. [WSJ]
Dying to see Sherri Shepherd in a bathing suit? Really? Well, your wait is over. [US Mag]