5. You could quite possibly be a genius
Some b*tches are know for their snarky sarcasm. Love it or hate it, sarcastic people are actually smarter than others, and their sarcasm makes people around them smarter too, according to experts who spoke with Smithsonian.org (for a fascinating article). You see, being exposed to sarcasm enhances creative problem solving and the brain works harder in order to understand it.
So wait. Being a smart ass, makes you (and others!) smart? Yes! Let the fun begin.