The Stoner
He sways you with his bad boy attitude, has a super sexy scruffy beard and oh my god that to-die-for man-bun. He gives you awesome vibes and lets you do you. How perfect? Until you start realizing that he's essentially a hermit because he's too lazy to leave his couch. He prefers blazing with his fellow stoner roommates all day instead of going out to a party with you. Did you want roses and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Nah, he's spending that money on his next ounce. That scruffy beard and man-bun was all an illusion, he's too lazy to clean himself up. You were too caught up in the smokey-haze of stonerville for a while, but it's time to move on. He probably won't even notice you're missing until he takes a "break" from smoking for a full 24-hours.
[Photo by @stonerflix]