Body Pong Is A Thing Now (& It's Not As Gross As It Sounds)

by Stephanie Maida · January 25, 2018

    One step above body shots and about 10 steps below prosecco pong, we present to you "Body Pong." And no, thankfully, it does not involve pouring beer into your bellybutton or any other orifice.

    A new, portable-by-nature party game for the frat bros and sorority girls who refuse to grow up, this strap-on (sorry, but it is) unit allows people to wear an entire beer pong table on, well, their body.

    According to the website, "it should fit tightly enough so they can’t escape [wtf?] but loosely enough so they can show off those Shakira-esque hips." Players then stand 8-10 feet opposite their partner and, obviously, try to get balls in the cups. The human table, of course, can not use their hands, but must maneuver in whatever way possible to catch the balls. We are predicting a lot of spillage - so do not try this in white pants.

    If you would like to be the most obnoxious person on the beach this summer, buy this fascinating new contraption for $64.99 HERE. Keg not included.

    [Photos via Body Pong]