Australia Legalizes Same-Sex Marriage
FINALLY! The Land Down Under, home to 25 million people and just about every animal in the world that will kill you, has joined the 21st century!
Following a two month long national postal survey, the yays overwhelmingly outweighed the nays in favor of allowing same-sex marriage. As one can imagine, being arguably one of the best party nations in the world, a rainbow smoke and confetti fueled celebration unlike any other pride parade fittingly followed. Many congratulations and well wishes to all those couples now able to marry! And for all you singles still on the prowl, don't worry - Chappy's got you.