An Art Person
Ah, art people. You're lucky if you got to check out the new Whitney this year and they're trying to drop names like Gagosian and Jeffrey Deitch. Can't think of a recent art installation you posed next to for the Insta? Just talk about that crazy stabbing at Art Basel this year. You don't even have to mention that you're still not sure what exactly Art Basel is.
[Photo via @paridust]