A Fashion Girl
Ooof, the fashion girl who can't hold a conversation about anything else. Don't worry, don't worry, you got this. Bring up one of the major fashion house shifts this year, including but not limited to: Raf Simons leaving Dior, Public School taking on DKNY, and the dude from Vetements going to Balenciaga. You mention the topic, she'll do most of the talking.
[Photo via @officialrodarte]