Feminist

Look, I consider myself an enlightened feminist. I've taken courses about it in college, I've read a few of the cornerstone feminist books, I don't judge girls for not shaving. But it's 2017, and there's two types of people: feminists and, to be perfectly candid, shitheads. If you believe in equal rights for men and women, you're a feminist - end of story. If you're putting "feminist" in your bio, it's gratuitous and you're asking for a pat on the back for the fact that you're not a shithead. You may not be a shithead, but you're pandering and cloying. That may be almost as bad. 

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