I don't know about you, but I needed a haircut pretty badly before this whole situation went down, and I am now every day just inching closer and closer towards the length level of Miley Cyrus playing Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana. Trust me, it's a lot.
That doesn't so much have to do with today's crossword puzzle as it was just something I felt needed to be thrown out into the universe as a way to manifest my dream of getting a haircut during these socially distant times. You know, The Secret? Alexis Neiers?
Anyhoo, I hope you're ready to have your mind tested in today's puzzle. As always, some questions are answered in articles on the site (if you haven't figured that out by now - oof!), some are just things you should know, and some are just super random things that probably only make sense to me. You try making a new crossword puzzle every day!
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