2. Desperados
"Hmm, I’m not sure what toilet paper to buy, I should call my beau and see what he thinks." Girlfriend, unless you're calling your guy an ass, we're sure he doesn't give a sh*t! (Yes, pun intended.) This couple relies on each other for EVERYTHING. The thought of spending an hour apart is depressing. The thought of spending a day apart, well that’s just tragic. Our advice? Get a life...you both need one.