4. Do Not Constantly Talk About Your Ex
Sound the violins! Here comes the everlasting sob story AGAIN! For the sake of your friends, family (and Facebook community), please stop! I beg you to save your heartfelt stories and sappy song lyrics for your diary. Believe me, the incessant name–dropping will get old really quick. If I were you, I’d start thinking of another topic to obsess over before YOUR name is the one that starts getting dragged through the dirt.