2. The Mama's Boy

You might as well throw in the towel now, since you’ll never compare to his “perfect mother.” In fact, that towel you just threw? His mom is picking it up as we speak. Why? Because his mother is still washing his darn laundry! Listen, if you find your beau having trouble using a coin operated laundry machine over the age of 20, you can pretty much guarantee he’s a mama’s boy. Do yourself a favor and get out before he starts asking you to cook him dinner. Believe me, you won’t make it past the appetizer.
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