Honest Answers
"A guy wearing a camo shirt, jeans, Timberland boots and a Bud Light baseball hat while holding a Bud Light was talking to a cute blonde girl at the bar. She asks, 'So, what do you do in life?' His response: 'I hunt, I drink and I f*ck.' He pauses, takes a sip, looks at her and says, 'but tonight I'm not hunting.'" -Chris
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