1. Don’t call or text with no plan in mind
The worst thing you can do is to text me, raise my hopes of a fun night out just to let me know how unavailable and busy you are. Are you looking for pity? You want the "oh! I'm so sorry your overpaid finance intern life is soooo hard!" text? Why even text if you don't have a plan?
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