3. Don’t text then flake and say you didn’t check your phone
So you actually texted me at a reasonable hour! Great! Then your life caught up with you and you found some other plans. Totally cool! So glad you kept me waiting around for your lame ass. Next time you text me, actually commit to wanting to do something. It's almost as bad as texting with no plans. I get it. You want me to think of you always. I do the same. You like keeping us hanging around but too bad you aren't hot enough for that.
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