4. The one who expects everything but you get nothing in return
She's called you in the middle of the night crying. She's texted you while you were at work complaining. She's always wanting to vent to you about her latest fuccboi drama. But the moment that you put your phone away in your purse because you are with other friends and don't reply to her frantic messages as if they were a national emergency, she flips out on you saying you're not there for her and unloyal to your friendship. Don't even think about tagging yourself in a #selfie with another one of your girl friends because that will start WWIII. The worst part? When you are going through a legitimate personal conflict, she's nowhere to be found. Or she's asking which Saint Laurent bag she should get without even acknowledging that fact that you're confiding in her.
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