4. Drunk sex actually kind of sucks
When you're in high school or college, there's something really exciting about getting wasted and having a crazy drunken hookup. Maybe it was because you probably weren't old enough to drink and you felt rebellious, or maybe it was because you could handle your alcohol better.
But when you get drunk when you're 27-years-old, you just want to eat some mac and cheese and pass out—the last thing you want to do is get naked and move your body around enough to have enjoyable sex.