It's So Hard To Find Good Help These Days
Speaking of my aforementioned furry friend, she has been shedding the fuck out of herself all over my apartment the past few weeks. There are only so many times in a day I can pull out the vacuum or grab the Swiffer to do away with all of her rogue fur tumbleweeds before I start to feel like a professional cleaner, so something's got to give.
I am desperate to set this Roomba loose and let it carry the load of my domestic responsibilities.