A Very Important PSA!
This is really just a PSA for the hundreds of millions of people who are obviously reading this, at the edge of their seat, hungry to be influenced by my every amazing word.
It's like time to get a new bath rug.
And just in case that decision makes you anxious, it shouldn't. Buy whatever is fine to look at and cheap. You're not going to have this for the rest of your life, let alone this time next year!