Swan's Way
If you're anything like me - desperate for a taxidermy swan to put in a corner of your apartment to scare people when they come to visit, but not quite prepared to shell out the money that requires / have a dog that will definitely freak the fuck out - you could really use a life size swan statue. And don't worry, it also comes in black, so you'll have to get both.
Life Size Swan Statue, $159.98