Unicorn "Poop"
Outlaw Soaps is offering two unicorn themed bars. First up, we've got Unicorn Bacon because what's a better mashup than unicorns and bacon? Besides the whole, "is it supposed to be bacon made from the meat of the unicorn?" confusion.
Next, we've got the less enticing Unicorn Poop. They say it smells like rainbow sherbet, but we're going to pass on that one.
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