Yellow American Spirits
You're caught somewhere between too trendy and too hipster. Chic like a Brooklyn brownstone, but basic like Madison and 5th if you try hard enough. You're one of those anti-mainstream girls that rides at SoulCycle between cig breaks. You have a Tumblr-esque presence in every room you walk into, only to walk out for a cigarette moments later.
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