Roll Your Own
Euro-posh or just another stoner? Desperate to show off your rolling skills, you somehow have convinced yourself it is worth it to carry around all the accoutrements needed to roll with you at all times. You must feel so cool (secretly, we think this is kind of cool too). You're the type of person who takes pride in everything you do, and you enjoy showing off. You end up constantly leaving a trail of loose tobacco behind you like fairy dust, probably among your favorite dive bars downtown that no one has ever heard of, you hipster. You're pretentious in the best way, but no I don't want one when I just watched you run your tongue all over it, thanks.
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