"Best $3.7 Million I Ever Spent!"

"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal," Natalie Dylan on whoever is the winning bidder of her virginity, which is up for sale online.

In case you missed the photos of the socialites in their "Kmart" outfits yesterday, we're in a recession people!  Times are tough.  But Natalie Dylan isn't going to just sit back and let the recession blues beat her down, no sir!  She's held on to that V card of hers long and hard, and figures well, she might as well get something out of it right? The 22 year old is auctioning off her virginity online and the bids are so far up to $3.7 million dollars!

So far, she has had over 10,000 men bid to have sex with her.  And, to reward her and her witty scheme, she's been handed a fat book deal on the side.

"It's shocking that men will pay so much for someone's virginity, which isn't even prized so highly anymore,"

My thoughts exactly.

I think that Natalie's next move after this scandal dies should be as a spokesperson for the nations largest Chastity-Promoting Organization.  I mean preaching to kids about waiting to have sex has never been a particularly successful conversation, but proof of your V card being equivalent to a winning lottery ticket? Think of all of the alcohol they could buy with that money!