Just Ask Janet Huckabee To Blow On Your Dice

by SAMANTHA QUEEN · February 22, 2008


    Now, I would *hate* to jump on the “sling mud at the hopeful’s wife” bandwagon – but I’m going to. And I’m going to do it because such stupidity begs, pleads, GROVELS for it. First she goes to Las Vegas. (DING) Then she attends a middleweight prize fight. (DING DING). And then it turns out that she’s staying … where? At Hooters?? (DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING). What the fuck was she smoking? Sure, there’s no way that Mike is taking home a GOP nomination, but come on, Janet! At least pretend that there’s a race.