Prince Harry Races Usain Bolt In Jamaica On Diamond Jubilee Tour

Of course, when you're Prince Harry, whose wealth, power and fame grant him no-last-name status (seriously, when you just straight-up don't have a last name, that's when you know you're ballin'), you can at least set up the race. Although if I were him, I'd still tone down the trash talk. Honestly, with all due respect to Jamaicans and British people, both of whom are generally awesome, if a Jamaican and a Brit were legitimately trash-talking each other, you'd need a Star Trek universal translator embedded in your ear just to know what they were saying. By looking at this picture, you are witnessing a positively incoherent moment.