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The Tight Rope Walker

The Tight Rope Walker
Madonna is known for her bevy of dancers, which usually consists of PYT's on stage next to her, break-dancing and dry humping one another. This time, however, a new dancer took the spotlight -- a man on a tightrope wearing a "toga" (which looked like a dress to me) and sporting a strange afro, wobbled and bounced in a totally unsexy way as Madonna "flirted" with him. It made me extremely uncomfortable. I bet in a couple of weeks they will announce they are couple, how else would he make the cut? [Photo via, via]
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