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Madonna's Crotch In LMFAO's Face

There are some people on this planet Earth that deserve to be in the presence of such an act of God as Madonna, and LMFAO is certainly not one of them. In fact, I am personally offended that out of all the musical acts in the world that Madonna could have wrapped her rock hard thighs around the producers chose these one hit wannabes wonders. It's an opportunity of a lifetime, having Madonna's crotch touching your head, that is, and shouldn't go to just anyone. What a crying shame. [Photo via]