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Madonna's Gymnastics

Madonna is 53 years old and the chick is still throwing her body around like a 17 year-old gymnast. Sure, she had some awkward moments when posing like an Egyptian or "gettin' low" -- but kudos to you Madonna, you are no longer human. The whole bit was reminiscent of SNL's Sally O'Malley, no? "I'm proud to say I'm 50 years-old and I can KICK, stretch, and KICK." Yes you sure can, Madge. [Photo via, via]